Now that this discussion has concluded I thought it worthwhile to offer the official joke suggestion. bruce.conf.au And with apologies to the Pythons, the new conference welcome: Everybruce: Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you amen! Fourth Bruce:Bruce: Crack tube! (Sound of cans opening) Any questions? Fourth Bruce: Right, I just want to remind you of the conference rules: Rule One! Everybruce: No Windows! Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no attendee of the conference is to maltreat the Gentoo users in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three? Everybruce: No Windows!! Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this conference, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule Five, Everybruce: No Windows! Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven, Everybruce: No Windows!! Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce. First Bruce: This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand. Everybruce: Amen!
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