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Dear Future Friend:=20

I'll make you a promise=2E  READ THIS TO THE END!  Follow what it says to =
the letter and you will not worry whether a RECESSION is coming or not, wh=
o is=20
President, or whether you keep your current job or not=2Edebian-au at lists=2E=
linux=2Eorg=2Eau  Yes, I know what you are thinking=2E  I never responded =
to one of these before either=2E  One day though, something just said you =
throw away $25=2E00 going to a movie for 2=20
hours=2E What the heck=2E Believe me, no matter where you believe those fe=
elings come from, I thank goodness every day that I had that feeling=2E  I=
 cannot imagine where I would be or what I would be doing had I not=2E  Re=
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mply because you are buying something of value=2E=20

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Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home=2E=20

THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!=20
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BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!=20

Before you say, Bull, please read the following=2E  This is the letter you=
 have been hearing about on the news lately=2E  Due to the popularity of t=
his letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devote=
d=20
entire show to the investigation of this program described below, to see i=
f it really can make people money=2E  The show also investigated whether o=
r not the program was legal=2E=20
Their findings proved once and for all that there are absolutely NO Laws p=
rohibiting the participation in the program and if people can follow the s=
imple instruction they are bound to make some mega bucks with only $25 out=
 of pocket cost=2E  DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THI=
S PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER=2E=20
This is what one had to say: Thanks to this profitable opportunity=2E  I w=
as approached many times before but each time I passed on it=2E  I am so g=
lad I finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the m=
inimal=20
effort and money required=2E To my astonishment, I received a total $610,4=
70=2E00 in 21 weeks, with money=20
still coming in=2E  Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey=2E=20
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Another said:  this program has been around for a long time but I never be=
lieved in it=2E  But one day when I received this again in the mail I deci=
ded to gamble my $25 on it=2E  I followed the simple instructions and=20
walaa=2E3 weeks later the money started to come in=2E  First month I only =
made $240=2E00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000=
=2E00=2E  So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have =
made over=20
$710,000=2E00 and I am playing it again=2E  The key to success in this pro=
gram is to follow the simple steps and NOT change anything=2E More testimo=
nials=20
later but first:=20
PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=20
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$=
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If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and=
 comfortably, please read the following, THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!=20=


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FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME=20=

TRUE, GUARANTEED!=20

INSTRUCTIONS:=20

Order all 5 reports shown on the list below

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE=20
ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT =
LIST next to the report=2E  MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVEL=
OPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems=2E=20

WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS
You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer and=
 resell them=2E  YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 =3D $25=2E00=20
Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5 reports from=
 these 5 different individuals=2E  Save them on your computer so they will=
 be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order the=
m from=20
you=2E  Also, make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in c=
ase something happens to your computer=2E=20

IMPORTANT DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each=
 report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is inst=
ructed below in step 1 through 6 or you will loose out on the majority=20
of your profits=2E  Once you understand the way this works, you will also =
see how it does not work if you change it=2E  Remember, this method has be=
en tested, and if you alter it, it will NOT work!!!  People have tried to =
put=20
their friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all they=
 money=2E  But it doesn't work this way=2E  Believe us, some have tried to=
 be greedy and then nothing happened=2E  So Do Not try to change anything =
other=20
than what is instructed=2E  Because if you do, it will not work for you=2E=
 Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!  This IS a legitimate BUSINESS=2E  =
You are offering a product for sale and getting paid for it=2E  Treat it a=
s such=20
and you will be VERY profitable in a short period of time=2E=20

1=2E After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and REM=
OVE the name & address of the person in REPORT #5=2E  This person has made=
 it=20
through the cycle and is doubt counting their fortune=2E=20
2=2E Move the name & address in REPORT #4 down to REPORT #5=2E=20
3=2E Move the name & address in REPORT #3 down to REPORT #4=2E=20
4=2E Move the name & address in REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3=2E=20
5=2E Move the name & address in REPORT #1 down to REPORT #2=2E=20
6=2E Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT #1 Position=2E=20

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!  This is critic=
al=20
to YOUR success=2E=20

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Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on y=
our computer=2E  DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES=2E=20

Save this on a disk as well just in case if you lose any data=2E  To assis=
t you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you purc=
hase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which includes=
 how to=20
send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads =
and much more=2E=20

There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:=20

METHOD#1:  BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY=20

Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we =
will assume you and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each=2E  Le=
t's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0=2E2% (2/10 of 1%) respon=
se (the=20
response could be much better but lets just say it is only 0=2E2%)=2E  Als=
o many people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only =
5,000 each)=2E  Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-ma=
ils=2E=20

With a 0=2E2% response, that is only 10 orders for report #1=2E  Those 10 =
people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000=2E=
  Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0=2E2% responded with orders=2E  That's=
=3D100 people=20
responded and ordered Report #2=2E=20

Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mail=
s=2E The 0=2E2% response to that is1000 orders for Report #3=2E=20

Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails=
 sent out=2E  The 0=2E2% response is 10,000 orders for Report #4=2E=20

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 =
(50 million) e-mails=2E  The 0=2E2% response to that is 100,000 orders for=
 Report #5=2E=20

THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH =3D $500,000=2E00 (half a million doll=
ars)=2E=20

Your total income in this example is: 1=2E $50+2=2E=2E $500+3=2E=2E $5,000=
+4=2E $50,000+5=2E $500,000=2E Grand total $555,550=2E00=20
NUMBERS DO NOT LIE=2E  GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSI=
BLE=20
RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF=
 MONEY!=20
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU=
=20
MAILED TO=2E  Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or =
half or even 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more?  The=
re are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting, wit=
h thousands more coming on line every day=2E  Believe me, many people will=
 do just that and more!=20

METHOD #2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET=20
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=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=20
Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are hundreds if=
 FREE places to advertise=2E  Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet wi=
ll easily get a larger response=2E  We strongly suggest you start with Met=
hod #1=20
and add Method #2 as you go along=2E  For every $5 you receive, all you mu=
st do is e-mail them the Report they ordered=2E  That's it=2E  Always prov=
ide same day service on all orders=2E=20

This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and addr=
ess on it, will be prompt because they cannot advertise until they receive=
 the report=2E=20

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=3D
The reason for the cash is not because this is illegal or somehow wrong=2E=
 It is simply about time=2E  Time for checks or credit cards to be cleared=
 or approved, etc=2E  Concealing it is simply so no one can SEE there is m=
oney in the envelope and steal it before it gets to you=2E=20
ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY=2E  Notes:  Always send $5 cas=
h (U=2ES=2E CURRENCY) for each Report=2E  Checks NOT accepted=2E  Make sur=
e the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper=2E  O=
n one of those sheets of paper write the NUMBER & NAME of the Report you a=
re ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address=2E PLACE=
 YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:=20

REPORT #1:  The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free On The Net=20
Order Report #1 from:=20
Joe Romano
361 Avenue U
Brooklyn, NY 11223
(USA)

______________________________________________

REPORT #2:  The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk Email on the Net=20

Order Report #2 from:=20
Dave Armstrong=20
1211 35th Street N=2EE=20
Cedar Rapids, IA 52402=20
USA=20
______________________________________________

REPORT #3:  Secret to Multilevel Marketing On The Net=20

Order Report #3 from:=20
Randy Dallard=20
P=2EO=2E Box 8=20
Osprey, FL 34229=20
______________________________________________=20

REPORT #4:  How To Become a Millionaire Using MLM & The Net=20

Order Report #4 from:=20
Carla Brown=20
P=2EO=2E Box 39093=20
Sarasota, FL 34238=20
USA=20



______________________________________________

REPORT #5:  How To Send Out One Million Emails for Free=20

Order Report #5 From:=20
Glynn Schmidt=20
P=2EO=2E Box 19424=20
Sarasota, FL 34276=20
USA=20

______________________________________________
$$$$$$$$YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:=20

=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3DIf you do not receive at lest 10 orders for Report #1 wi=
thin 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do=2E=20

=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3DAfter you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after th=
at you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT #2=2E  If you did not,=
 continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do=2E=20

**Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU CAN RELAX, =
because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue =
to=20
roll in!  THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:  Every time your name is moved do=
wn on the list, you are placed on a different report=2E=20

You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are or=
dering from you=2E  IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH=
 OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN=2E  There is NO LIMIT to the=
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income you can generate from this business!!!=20
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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:  You have just=20
received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of y=
our life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT=2E  You can make mo=
re=20
money in the next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined=2E  Fol=
low the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED=2E  Do Not change it in any way=2E  =
It works=20
exceedingly well as it is now=2E=20

Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your =
name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2=2E=2E#5 as instructed=
=20
above=2E  One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more =
e-mails and your name will be on every one of them=2E  Remember though, th=
e more you send out the more potential customers you will reach=2E  So my=20=

friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity=
 to become financially independent=2E=20
 IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!!!=20

MORETES TIMONIALS

My name is Mitchell=2E  My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago=2E  I am an ac=
countant with a major U=2ES=2E  Corporation and I make pretty good money=2E=
=20
When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving junk mail=2E=
 I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population an=
d=20
percentages involved=2E  I knew it wouldn't work=2E  Jody totally ignored =
my supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both fee=2E=
  I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old I told you so =
on=20
her when the thing didn't work=2E  Well, the laugh was on me!  Within 3 we=
eks she had received 50 responses=2E  Within the next 45 days she received=
 total
$147,200=2E00=2E=2Eall cash!  I was shocked=2E  I have joined Jody in her =
hobby=2E Mitchell Wolf C=2EP=2EA=2E, Chicago, Illinois=20

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Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind t=
o=20
participate in this plan=2E  But conservative as I am, I decided that the =
initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn'=
t get enough orders to at least get my money back=2E  I was surprised when=
 I=20
found my medium size post office box crammed with orders=2E  I made $319,2=
10=2E00 in the first 12 weeks=2E  The nice thing about this deal is that i=
t does not matter where people live=2E  There simply isn't a better invest=
ment with a faster return and so big=2E  Dan Sondstrum  Alberta, CA=20

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I had received this program before=2E  I deleted it, but later I wondered =
if I should have given it a try=2E  Of course, I had no idea who to contac=
t to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by some=
one else=2E  11 months passed then it luckily came again I did not delete =
this one!  I made more than $490,000=2E00 on my first try and all the mone=
y came within 22 weeks=2E  Susan De Suza, New York, N=2EY=2E=20

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It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with little=
 cost to you=2E  I followed the simple instructions carefully and within 1=
0 days the money started to come in=2E  My first month I made $20,560=2E00=
 and by the end of the third month my total cash count was $362,840=2E00=2E=
  Life is beautiful, Thanks to the Internet=2E  Fred Dellaca, Westport, Ne=
w Zealand=20

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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM=
!=20

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If you have any questions of the legality of this program contact the Offi=
ce of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission=
, Bureau of Consumer Protection, and Washington, D=2EC=2E=20

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ONE TIME MAILING, NO NEED TO REMOVE=20

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