[Chlug] Important health advice for women!

[Sanjohan]

Dear Customer,

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
  
Do you suffer from shyness?
 
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
 
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist
about Sauvignon Blanc
 
 Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident
 about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your
shyness
 and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just
about
 anything.
 
 You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon almost immediately and with a
 regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you
 from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be
a
 thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you
had.
 
Stop hiding and start living.
 
Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing
should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming
pregnant are encouraged to try it.
 
 Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic
 lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money,
loss of
 virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration,
dry
 mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
 Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
 
 WARNINGS: -
 
 * The consumption of Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering
when
 you are not.
 
 * The consumption of Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over
and
 over again that you love them.
 
 * The consumption of Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
 
 * The consumption of Sauvignon may make you think you can logically
converse
 with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
  
* The consumption of Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are
tougher,
 smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
 
 Please feel free to share this important information with as many women
as
 you feel may benefit.

Regards,
Sanjohan - www.sanjohan.com <http://www.sanjohan.com> 
E-mail: info at sanjohan.com <mailto:info at sanjohan.com> 
Tel: +27 21 873 7124
Fax: +27 21 873 7124



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